7 questions I'd ask my one yr old!

OH MAN!

Conner turns one this friday,

 I am so excited to celebrate my son's first year of birth!

more on that later...but for now...

I stumbled across the idea that if are one year olds could talk,

what would be some of the questions you would want answers to?

 

Here are Conner's questions from MaMa!

 

 

1. What is your obsession with the toilet?

 

2. You seem to really enjoy ANYTHING dangerous. Why?



This was the first smile of the whole photoshoot because
 he knew he wouldn't be able to do that again. 
 [Yes, I did have a mini heart attack]

standing on top of the dishwasher. Really?



3.  Why must you shove 13 raviolis into your mouth all at once? I promise meals would be much more enjoyable if you would slow down and CHEW. plus, it'd save you a tummy ache or two.

3 minutes into dinner and...... he is done.

4. Why is it when you are ready for your bottle, and you visibly see that Mama is making it; you hysterically begin crying and tugging on my shirt? Your temperment goes from 0 to 10 in five seconds flat. Do you know I'm making that bottle for YOU, my baby. I'm not going to make a bottle and than hide it from you. Silly

5. Do you know you are only going to have one body for the rest of your life? Your head should not be slammed into the floor. AND why is it so funny to you? In addition, biting yourself and slapping yourself is not going to do you any good in the long run.

6. Does your butt really just convientley itch right when I am changing a diaper full of your crap? When you poo, that is not the time to decide your butt/manly-parts are itchy. I don't consider it a goodtime when a poopy diaper change turns into a full on bath ritual beacuse you can't stop touching and smearing "everything". Good Grief my boy!

7.   Why do you hate toys so much? When it comes to toys, you have always been a odd one. You either 1) push around the largest objects in the house or 2) play with things that aren't toys. WHY?